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They let me in. They let me in.

Now nothing will be the same.

If you have a sinking feeling in your guts, it is likely to be because you now realize that I have been unleashed and ready to destroy you. I am here to question your moral center and stomp on your sense of decency.

There's a reason that the others have been keeping me in a little box for so long. I was not some gimp to be freed when someone needed to get their rocks off. I have been kept from you because I was seen as a threat to national security.

No longer.

"Lock up your daughters, lock up your wives, lock up your back-doors and run for your lives." Bon Scott

*|*Eric
 
 
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For those those of you out there counting, it’s been just short of three months since the last episode came out.  

For those of you out there who haven’t been counting, you’re probably living much more satisfying lives than those poor counting son’s of bitches.  

For you ladies out there, this is a picture of my friend Winslow, and he’s describing the size of my Johnson.  

-Mark

 

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