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It seems Weebly succeeded where many have failed.
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*|*Eric
 
 
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Dave wants me to post more on the blog.
Well, here you are big boy!

Like my friend here, Esteban, I am going to cap a motherfucker who talks some shit about my sweet boots, utility belt or bad ass office chair.

Unlike me,
Esteban is a Taurus, loves candle light dinners and snuggling with someone special.

Those interested must love facial hair, Glocks and reptile desktop pics. Must also be tolerant of strange "freshly baked bread-like" body odor and occasional clogged toilets.

*|* Eric

 
 
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They let me in. They let me in.

Now nothing will be the same.

If you have a sinking feeling in your guts, it is likely to be because you now realize that I have been unleashed and ready to destroy you. I am here to question your moral center and stomp on your sense of decency.

There's a reason that the others have been keeping me in a little box for so long. I was not some gimp to be freed when someone needed to get their rocks off. I have been kept from you because I was seen as a threat to national security.

No longer.

"Lock up your daughters, lock up your wives, lock up your back-doors and run for your lives." Bon Scott

*|*Eric
 

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